desertmint:

t34lbloods:

do you get the feeling that alpha rose and dave’s decisions to leave their kids a ton of alcohol and a lifetime supply of orange soda respectively was just a series of passive aggressive dares that got out of hand

#no rose i am literally actually going to leave him nothing but orange soda #im not fucking joking #this isnt some kind of joke party where we sit around telling jokes #this is real fucking life #welcome to reality #reality is a place where dave strider is going to fill his apartment with nothing but sweet fizzy nectar #strap yourself in because the futures speeding towards us and its full of orange slice #Dave I don’t know how I could possibly articulate myself more effectively. #This was never a joke and your incessant need to affirm your sincerity only calls it more insistently into question. #I am not interested in what you’re doing with your place. I am only keeping you abreast of developments in my own personal strategem. #And I am leaving Roxy so much liquor she could pickle a cat. #ok good so were both totally serious about this #Of course.