dave sets out to build the worlds tallest snowdong. its enormous. rose decorates it elaborately for every holiday from thanksgiving to easter and when it finally melts they jar the final melted piece and hold a candlelit vigil around a dong shaped shrine. rose’s eulogy is so moving it makes jake cry
rose wants to go on the scariest rides Immediately but dave is like no you are not fucking getting me on that you witch, ill stay here and hold your jumbo slurpee and triple icecream cone like a sane and reasonable person
once upon a time she might have appealed to his sense of masculinity to goad him into it, but yknow, its cool, shes grown….he can just stand and watch her have fun if he wants to. its fine. seems like a waste of an entry fee but its fine and shes not disappointed at being deprived of his shrill baby screams at all, nope
its cool though bc they go on the baby rides and stuff themselves with cotton candy and make fun of people instead. eventually between them they drink like a gallon of the shitty rum rose smuggled in her sylladex and she finally convinces him to try the Big ride…………………………….. and he throws up all over a group of people walking 30 feet below. its bright pink. they get kicked out
(once upon a time she might also have chided him for being a wuss but he gets a bit sad about not being able to find danger fun on the bus home and they awkwardly hug it out)
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