i can’t fucking believe it’s only now that i realize that dave and rose are poe and lovecraft. god damn it.

zenosanalytic:

*thinks for a second*

  1. Dave: Corvids, neurosis, poetry/music, uncomfortable incest thoughts, Time obsession, nostalgia/regret, Blood squick
  2. Rose: Eldritch horrors, ancient gods, vampires, dark majyyks, literary, obsession with the alien, obsession with the dark and hidden

Oh Wow 😐

*slides purified-zone an entire plateful of e-cookies*

kingcheddarxvii:

janecrocker:

countchedulaxvii:

imagine your OTP going shopping. Imagin e, person A wanting to buy saltine crackers and person B doesn’t want those crackers no

person a wants the lorax from the redbox but person be says no, no lorax

it ends in divorce. They divroce.

dave was the one who wanted the lorax and rose wasn’t going to stand for marrying a once-ler fan

person Dave runs thru a rain and goes to person rose house. it cold and he can’t go in. her ground has no rocks so he uses his shoe. person Dave throws the Dave’s!shoe and it goes through the window. your’re move lalonde. person Rose gets up and jumps out the window. He has proved his worth. PErson Dave and  Person rose are begin to kiss. an ending.