my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:
– grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.”
– woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door
– rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”he’s taken like 20 years off my life.
on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said “have a great day at work baby” and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers
me: daverose
st. peter slammin those pearly gates open giving me the sickest high five of my new eternal life: nice. youre in


orchidhorror
2012-07-13 03:16rose and dave with orange/purple/pink??orchidhorror i know how much you love dersecest so here’s rose and dave standing around being completely platonic. also sorry i kind of gave up on the colors :’)

I have this problem where doodling on a blank canvas only leads to dersecest




