alpha dave strider – daverosed

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faun-songs:

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desertmint:

t34lbloods:

do you get the feeling that alpha rose and dave’s decisions to leave their kids a ton of alcohol and a lifetime supply of orange soda respectively was just a series of passive aggressive dares that got out of hand

#no rose i am literally actually going to leave him nothing but orange soda #im not fucking joking #this isnt some kind of joke party where we sit around telling jokes #this is real fucking life #welcome to reality #reality is a place where dave strider is going to fill his apartment with nothing but sweet fizzy nectar #strap yourself in because the futures speeding towards us and its full of orange slice #Dave I don’t know how I could possibly articulate myself more effectively. #This was never a joke and your incessant need to affirm your sincerity only calls it more insistently into question. #I am not interested in what you’re doing with your place. I am only keeping you abreast of developments in my own personal strategem. #And I am leaving Roxy so much liquor she could pickle a cat. #ok good so were both totally serious about this #Of course.

whileyouwouldreap:

Alpha

also this is a good fanmix wow

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fastpuck:

well one of us is gonna have to change and its not gonna be me

because do you see these legs

they go right up to heaven

Purgatory, more like.

kurohaai:

α derse

swetbag:

rose brought dave along on her book tour . 2 days in rose is already dead inside

dirkar:

dirkar:

Alpha Dave & Rose’s character motivations were basically just *smokes joint and stares at batshit story on laptop* fuck capitalism

[At three in the morning.]

“Hey. You know what would be a great think piece?”

“We overthrow the government and assassinate its true, fishy dictator in protest of oppressive ideals intent on draining both the life and funds of the common populace?“

“I was going to say we spraypaint ‘SHITTY’ on the whitehouse lawn but fuck, Lalonde, that’s way better.”

alizabug:

you really want to fight the alternian armada in a cocktail dress lalonde honestly
Ridiculous, Dave. It is impossible to be overdressed to the fight of one’s life.
ok point taken we do look fly as shit

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cattletyrants:

so can you understand why I want a daughter while I’m still young?
–arcade fire, “the suburbs”

messy alpha!dave/alpha!rose for this awesome soundtrack in hso 2012 (bonus round 4)

arctickayla:

I was thinking of maybe having a Movie Night just before we get our first prompt over in the HSO. Made this for the post. They probably fell asleep watching Spanish Wuthering Heights or something just as ironic.