If we’re being real here Alpha Dave’s shitty .jpegs were canonly so shitty they gave the person who bought them money. So I propose the following:
Dave and Rose’s ultimate act as anti-consumerism jesuses was to saturate the economy Neopets-style by generating so much excess cash from nowhere that hyperinflation causes the USD to plummet, whereby flatlining the 1% and forcing the American people (as well as the rest of the world) to resort to a local bartering system rather than depend on purchasing their basic necessities from megacorporations who may or may not want to take over the Earth.
Rumors say that renowned film maker Dave Strider’ssignature poker face faltered for just a minute when he was seen reading a book from the CoTL series.
“Just don’t mind the flash photography and if they ask you questions just keep walking. The quicker we’re in, the faster we’re out of here.”
“You act as if I never been on a date with you to one of your premiers Dave.”
AH:Fef movie star alpha dave bring renown author alpha rose to one of his movie openings i guess and yes, he is holding her purse. what gentlemen wouldn’t? -u-
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