
you have to be pretty in love to remain in a relationship with a 50-something-year-old dude who still thinks this is classy behavior

you have to be pretty in love to remain in a relationship with a 50-something-year-old dude who still thinks this is classy behavior
Illustration for fanfiction: https://archiveofourown.org/works/266552/chapters/419169
на русском: https://ficbook.net/readfic/2312155

I kno ppl like to hc alpha Dave as this super sharp suit wearing superstar but I argue: him on the red carpet, tying his $2000 bespoke tailored suit jacket around his waist like an absolute animal

Homestuck fandom, today you get no cookie.
Much appreciation to people like mulattafury who fight the good fight.

TT: Dave.
TT: I know this sounds strange but I always feel
TT: I always feel as if I’ve known you even before all of this.
TG: dont mean to cheese this up lalonde but
TG: i feel the same