alpha – Page 11 – daverosed

This was for a thing i may or may not still be working on

post-scratch dave and rose kicking butts

I hope our ghosts aren’t eating you alive.
If I’m to speak for myself, I’ll tell you that
the universe is twice as big as we think it is
and you’re the only one that made that idea
less devastating.

Lucas Regazzi, Small (via mythaelogy)

Source: heartcountry

#i cant decide whether rose wrote this for dave or whether dave wrote this for rose #either way dave would totally put it as a fake ad on the sbahj site #when you click it it just redirects you to an unnervingly high def pic of nic cage’s legs (via madjazzedfordersecest)

Source: spacemarines100

motherdeity:

alpha dave and alpha roses relationship gives me life

“I see your movie hit the top charts. Congratulations, Strider.”

“yea thanks hey didnt your harry potter porno get big too”

“I scrapped that draft when we were thirteen.”

an-alternative-lifestyle:

binches:

flannelsandjeans:

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

splinteryourspine:

splinteryourspine:

I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off

now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car