
Homestuck fandom, today you get no cookie.
Much appreciation to people like mulattafury who fight the good fight.

Homestuck fandom, today you get no cookie.
Much appreciation to people like mulattafury who fight the good fight.

TT: Dave.
TT: I know this sounds strange but I always feel
TT: I always feel as if I’ve known you even before all of this.
TG: dont mean to cheese this up lalonde but
TG: i feel the same


Alpha universe Dave and Rose – the star director of Highly Ironic Cinema and extremely popular fantasy writer (you probably heard about her series about wizards).
Then some highly inapprioprate and ironic affair happens…I guess?
PAGING LIZ AND GATTY
and then they fuck, right
and then they fuck
right
me: *wailing dramatically while wandering the halls of my dark mansion in a long black chiffon dressing gown with a black feather trim that trails behind me about a foot over a simple and elegant black silk slip dress, holding a fully lit candelabra and leaving a trail of wax drippings on my hardwood floors*
my spouse: *turns on the hall light* we fucking talked about this
ideally homestuck would have been 90% alpha dave and rose content and 10% everythign else