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bad puns to tell my crush

bombing:

  • are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me
  • when was the last time you took your vitamins?
  • 44
  • i’m a thousand years old 
  • we could make it if we really tried 
  • can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake 
  • i killed my parents and they deserved it
  • enough to break the ice in tennessee 
  • i want to die
  • blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish
  • i think about you more than i’d ever admit 
  • i threw up on the way here 

dude i miss your art. It is awesome, and your Dersecest stuff is the highest quality out there. I wish you posted still, i don’t know if you’ll see this, But you are great. and something in celebration of the Homestuck ending would be great. but yeah, you are great.

kurohaai:

Man… thanks man. Those words keep me alive and kicking. DaveRose will always be in my heart don’t worry.

DAVE: can you believe that these clowns are our president candidates? this countrys officially doomed
ROSE: Not until the next ten years.
DAVE: well thanks for the goddamn insight lalonde youre a real motivator

But seriously though imagine like Dave and Rose being on opposite quidditch teams and just that entire dynamic please and tell me how you feel for science plz (I mean initially I thought about it with Carmilla/Laura and Jade/Rose but that’s more up your alley I think?)

harusphex:

I HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS ABOUT THIS, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO GUSH.

tagging hellakai because she’s my partner in shipping crime and would maybe be interested in this.

hella long so it’s beneath a cut:

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