lovemegeminiously:

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AU where Dave is affectionately stalked by crows everywhere he goes. He has no idea why. There’s just, always crows around him, and kids start to be scared of him and call him the crow guy and think he’s all mysterious and creepy but no he’s just an awkward teenager followed everywhere by fucking crows and he never asked for any of this

Rose is greatly amused.

poidkea:

dave alchemizes some peeps and hes really excited and then no one but karkat will eat them with him

but later i guess

she doesnt enjoy it or anything but its at least kind of funny

i know peeps are not the current happening seasonal candy but the heart wants what the heart wants

madjazzedfordersecest:

can you fucking believe that some of the earliest convos dave and rose have w the trolls are just about how to court and/or fuck with each other

dave “you gotta do everything in your power to impress this girl because shes just that fucking good” strider

rose honestly what the fuck, girl even offers to help a complete stranger obliterate dave just to mess w him