dirkar:

I want Rose Lalonde to create an instagram/tumblr blog that just posts really deep quotes and eloquent prose and poignant photographs of sad girls (often with deep quotes and eloquent prose pasted over the top) and she gains about 20,000 followers fairly quickly but about once every two weeks she will post a hardcore SBaHJ smut fanart and then immediately return to posting Quality Content. She never comments on this and never answers asks about it. Her followers start to grow restless with confusion and lack of explanation. She enjoys watching conspiracy theories flare up about mass SBaHJ porn hallucinations. Dave is so proud.

cthulhuclaus:

i like to imagine that while the countdown was running when dave and rose were supposed to destroy the green sun to pass the time and make them less nervous dave started singing the final countdown which really only made it worse but rose joined in and so when it gets down to like thirty seconds theyre just laughing and crying while mumbling how its the final countdown on their beds and just im in pain right n ow