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dave the knights witch sister imbues him with magic powers in the woods at night i
*dusts off blog* im just here to celebrate my children’s freedom *leaves again*
If these pale bones could sway
They would march to a funeral song
And pull their milky way across the yard
They would not wish to keep
You tethered to their arms
They would not wish to carry on too farWith no sorrow
Ask no greater pardon
Than the pattern
Time is carving in your skin– ♪
dave and rose start a band together, featuring such hit singles as
- Hydrogen Peroxide
- We’re In Love and We Really Shouldn’t Be
- New York Yodel [this one’s two minutes of dave and rose attempting to yodel and two minutes of them having a conversation with an angry neighbour before making a shoutout to the gorillaz]
- In Another Timeline We’re Both Part Cat and We’re Still Dating
- Suicide Mission [dave wrote this one by himself and the first line is ‘First of all, Rose, what the fuck]
- Ode to the Kringlefucker [three minutes of incoherent yelling and attempts at playing various christmas carols on a keyboard from memory]
- Kissing Boys is Illegal and We’re Both Going to Prison
- I’ll Spend My Life With You (I’ll Spend My Death With You)
- First Person Fanfiction
- Sigmund Freud Is Alive (And He Sucked My Sister’s Dick)
- We Die Together Or Not At All
- Gay Singularity
- Fuck the Rules and Fuck the Rain
- Zeus Would Probably Be Fine With This
daverosed 