Tag: beta
Dream Rose should be standing on her quest slab and preparing to uncaptchalogue the Tumor.
jay n i in the shower talking about dave and rose’s sex life because, of course:
jay: god bdsm would be so bad for dave like he’s traumatized don’t reinforce the idea that violence means love
me: ok but…. sometimes a girl just wants to get spanked
jay: ok but it wouldn’t work anyway like dave would do it and then be like “*texan accent* and that was for stealing grandmammy’s pie from the windowsill you know that was for your little sister’s wedding slash eleventh birthday party”
one of my favorite parts of homestuck is how when dave and rose meet irl for the first time the first thing they do is have a really dorky looking dance party
daverosed 