rose is correct and dave is indeed a heathen.
every time he asks her if she wants a coke she says, “no, but i’d like different kind of soda” he just mutters “you fuckin pedant” under his breath and then is like “okay then what kind of soda”, making sure to make the word ‘soda’ sound as drawn-out and mocking as possible but he doesn’t realize.
in doing this, she’s won.
Tag: beta
it’s late so please just take this, theres more screaming in the caption
my favorite shitty kids, as shitty young adults and as shitty children
imagine they get the same pixie cut one year and can trade places with each other so long as their eyes are covered
daverosed 