I HAVE SO MANY HEADCANONS ABOUT THIS, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO GUSH.
tagging hellakai because she’s my partner in shipping crime and would maybe be interested in this.
hella long so it’s beneath a cut:
dave doing stupid gentleman shit like giving rose his coat and holding the door for her and pulling her chair out and HOLDING OUT HIS ARM for her to hold on to and hes so doing it so IRONICALLY because he’s just a fucko but roses ploy is taking him SERIOUSLY which is IRONIC because she KNOWS he isnt SERIOUS except he kind of IS and they BOTH KNOW and they are like a mobius strip of stupid insincere but still genuine displays of formality UGH
i woke up and realized this is london rain fuck me
merry christmas, have some ironic strider bullshittery
#oH MY GOD #OH MY GOD??? #SEND HELP #THAT SANTA HAS LITERALLY NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFIED IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE #’AND WHAT DO /YOU/ WANT FOR CHRISTMAS’ HE ASKS AS ROSE PERCHES DAINTILY UPON HIS KNEE #’I’D JUST LIKE MOMMY TO LOVE ME AGAIN’ SAYS ROSE ‘IT HASN’T BEEN THE SAME SINCE DADDY LEFT’ #’SIS YOU KNOW YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT DADDY’ DAVE CHIPS IN AS HE SPRAWLS ACROSS SANTA’S OTHER KNEE #’THE NICE POLICEMAN TOLD US THAT WHEN HE WAS HELPING US GUNPROOF THE HOUSE.’ #SANTA FEELS COLD SWEAT DRIP DOWN THE BACK OF HIS SUIT #HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE #’DO YOU DO THIS OUT OF PHILANTHROPIC URGES?’ ASKS ROSE #’OR IS THIS ODD CHOICE OF PROFESSION PERHAPS ROOTED IN THE LACK OF A REASSURING AUTHORITY FIGURE IN YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD?’ #’WHERED YOU GET THE SUIT BRAH’ SAYS DAVE ‘LETS BE HONEST I COULD ROCK THAT SHIT MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY OF YOUR WEIRD ELF BASED PORNOS’ #SANTA TRIES TO REACH FOR THE BUTTON UNDER HIS CHAIR THAT WILL ALERT MALL SECURITY#ROSE LETS OUT A LADYLIKE SHRIEK AND DAVE LEAPS TO HIS FEET TO DEFEND HER VIRTUE #THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF SANTA’S LIFE
i ship that shit…
day 7: favorite pesterlog
im sure someone’s done this one already beCAUSE IT ALWAYS MAKES ME CRY FROM LAUGHING i don’t even know what they’re even talking about by the end of it omg
FANDOM: homestuckSUBJECT: dave strider/rose lalondeTITLE: less of who you are (and more of who you need)a dave/rose mix i’ve been meaning to make for awhile now! relation-shippy; linear notes here, cover art by bananasandguavas.
HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS TO waywardking – i think you might’ve asked for something like this once, but regardless. it’s yours now. thank you for bein you ryan. myself and countless others are glad you exist ☼
SHITTY DRAWING PARTY
I tried lining this all nice but it looked… worse. So you all get the incredibly messy sketch! Hooray. (Oh man do I need to learn to make cleaner sketches…)
u reminded me of my dersecest ways…. and i thank u (by weenie-kun)
HOLY SHIT LMFAO NO THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY BETTER THAN ALL MY BIRTHDAYS AND CHRISTMASES COMBINED FGOOD FUCKINGN LORD
daverosed 