Dave paid Rose in Barnes and Noble’s giftcards to go to prom with him.
- They ended up ditching and heading to cash in her sweet loot before the store closed though.
- Then they made out in the children’s section.
Rose is one of five followers on Dave’s selfies blog.
- He constantly changes the URL to avoid her.
- She always finds it again.
Rose first met Dave in second grade when he was reading Edgar Allan Poe under the pretense of it being full of “dope rhymes” and that it was “hella ironic” for a cool kid like him to be reading it.
- She could tell he actually liked it, and complemented him on his taste in his quote: “literature rap”.
- She ended up pulling out some Emily Dickinson and read by him every recess after that.
- He still refuses to call it poetry.
They write stories together, and compete for who can turn in the most illegible insane complex metaphor-filled English papers.
- It’s usually a draw.
- Rose never gives it away that Dave’s intelligent to his “cool friends” since he asked her not to.
- She still teases him about hiding it though.
They both end up graduating and heading to California for college.
- They room together and occasionally Skype with John and Jade.
- Their apartment is a cluttered mess though.
- They like it like that.
Tag: headcanon
Dave/Rose moods are always like “dark, grungey, Sad, cigarettes and records and tragedy” and thats all well and good but to me its more like
Marathon rewatching the entirety of Naruto™, because theres Fuck All to do on a meteor hurling through space, and Dave had the whole thing downloaded onto his laptop already anyway (he SWEARS it was for ironic purposes but thats. a fucking lie). Rose knits the whole time and psychologically explains that Naruto/Kakashi is valid because he has daddy issues or something, and Dave keeps talking about how ‘sexy no jutsu’ left him sexually confused as a child. They eat too many snacks and tangle up in a blanket pile together, and fall asleep on each other before they finish season 1 and its Great
i like to imagine that while the countdown was running when dave and rose were supposed to destroy the green sun to pass the time and make them less nervous dave started singing the final countdown which really only made it worse but rose joined in and so when it gets down to like thirty seconds theyre just laughing and crying while mumbling how its the final countdown on their beds and just im in pain right n ow
Sort of headcanon of the moment????
All of the original kids, post-scratch, retained little bits and pieces of their memories from the beta timeline. Dave remembered the most clearly. He and Rose meet sometime after he’s just out of high school (because I’m assuming she’s older than him in this universe?) and it is EMOTIONALLY FRAUGHT, THE END.
I need Rose and Dave to have met. I just believe that a world doesn’t exist where Rose and Dave — even devoid of memories — wouldn’t someday just bump into each other. No matter how low the odds.
Call it a case of…
… dersecest machina.
I love the picture.
I fully support the headcanon.
I could not oppose the pun more strongly.
honestly tho since dave is from texas and rose is from new york, pls imagine the trolls just being so??? befuddled??? because they have such different accents and slang and speech patterns and honestly is it even the same language. humans are weird
jay and i chatted about daverose on skype because we were hanging out with our roommates and we usually talk out loud but it’s nice to have a written record of our headcanons (this reads like a bad podcast transcript) so here’s like…. ten pages of our conversation about dave and rose on skype, vaguely edited to be more legible. enjoy, or alternatively, i’m so sorry
daverosed 