and I’m seeing an AU where John and Jade are evil scientists, Dave is their oblivious close friend, and his sister is a suspicious investigative journalist.
illustrations for chapter three of the dog days are overaka that fic where everyone is into everyone and all is beta kids and nothing hurts.
(and rose has only a moment before he is jumping into the tub with her, losing his balance when he steps onto the slippery floor and trips and tries to catch himself on the faucet, only succeeding in turning the shower on and drenching them both in freezing cold water, and the bathtub is filling and they’re probably making a mess but it’s worth it when he splashes rose’s face with the shower head until they’re both soaked to the bone and giggling like they’re six again and hiding inside a coat wardrobe while roxy and dirk go crazy, squealing and wrestling for the damn shower head and she wins but he pushes her against the tiles on the wall, half straddling her but not entirely because his balance is fucked up and she manages to stick the shower head inside his pants)