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earthgeeksmustdie:

If It Doesn’t Feel Wrong, Then It’s Gotta Be Right 
❤A Dersecest OTP Mix for Haylee from Amy❤

Playlist Here!

  • Tidal Wave | The Killers
  • 367 | Weezer
  • My Seventh Rib | The Shins
  • Little Sister | Queens of the Stone Age
  • Incest | Distorted Penguins
  • Turn Me On David Guetta ft. Nicki Mnaj
  • Part II: Tonight’s the Night | LUDO
  • This Love, This Hate | Hollywood Undead
  • Every Planet We Reach is Dead | The Gorillaz
  • I Will Possess Your Heart | Death Cab for Cutie
  • Blinded by the Sun | Gym Class Heroes
  • I Would Do Anything For You | Foster the People

Like I said, Incest is really hard to make out (And lord I couldn’t find anyplace safe to download it and whatnot), so here are the lyrics and here’s a clean audio clip, so you can get an idea of what it really sounds like.

Um, um…yeah! Please be gentle with me, this is my first mix…
I have no idea what I’ve done here. 

With that said, enjoy!

[Coverart has been edited. Original is entitled “Sistertrap?!??” by Borsmenta on dA.]
[Click cover to view original!] 

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rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

rose-fricking-lalonde:

dave-motherfucking-strider:

TG: texas just aint what it used to be anymore

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TT: New York is being uncharacteristically sunny as well. Let’s not switch.

TG: what the fuck rose
TG: what happened to sharing is caring 

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TT: Here. Bask in this.

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madjazzedfordersecest:

derseasterous:

madjazzedfordersecest:

but we will ALWAYS have

  • the wink
  • the green sun suicide mission and all the pesterlogs that came with it
  • all their pre-game flirting
  • alpha dave and rose living and dying together
  • dave complaining about momtraps and sistertraps and therefore implying that he had been canonically attracted to rose (and roxy but …. eh i mean who isnt tbh)
  • dave’s nameplate being rose’s insult (insufferable prick)
  • “tactically speaking, a seer of light and a knight of time are an unbeatable combination”
  • their undeniable and overwhelming chemistry and equally balanced mental prowess

davepeta and jasprose!!!

yeah i shoulda saved that for this post tbh ,also

  • the timeline davesprite came from (”What should I do?” ”try going to sleep”)
  • the derse dance party
  • dave reading rose’s diary when she was sleeping next to him
  • dave pretending to have a conversation with rose aloud and nailing it
  • the entirety of cascade (ik that goes w the green sun already but it deserves another five hundred mentions honestly)
  • the song derse dreamers
  • homosuck, slightly
  • sports
  • rose rapping at dave 
  • every single one of their fucking pesterlogs to be honest tbh
  • “You put up with the puppet prostate because you love it. Also, coarse is a good word.”
  • “dont make me bop you on the head with a wizard”
  • “ill do it”
  • “ok no i wont”
  • “yet”

melodystuckrose:

Scratch And Restart (Parody of Coldplay’s “The Scientist”) – Download

I had Derse feelings basically.

Fly up to meet you
Tell you I’m sorry
You don’t know how brave that you are
I had tell you, You know I need to
I knew it since I went grimdark
Tell me you’re scared then, or ask me your questions
How we will scratch and restart
Listen to whispers, at least we’re together
Oh but I don’t want to part

Oh, but I thought it’d be easy
I was alone at the start
Oh, but I thought it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Why don’t we scratch and restart?

I was just guessing at how we can win this
Breaking the rules to continue
Questions of magic, magic and terror
And while you’re still here let me tell you
You try to save me, Flying out for me
I thought you’d stay in the dream
Running through memories, personal history
Oh but I want you here with me