*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６ ６ ６*
*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9 ６9 ６9*
*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*
Tag: not fanwork
widowmaker: did you know, that some people call orgasms “la petite mort”? it means “the little death”
reaper: Can i call my orgasms the big die
widowmaker: no
reaper: the big die death. large cum massacre
widowmaker: n
“Crystallize” by Lindsey Stirling.
If this doesn’t sound like a Derse siblings song, I don’t know what does…
bad puns to tell my crush
- are you a parking ticket? the future terrifies me
- when was the last time you took your vitamins?
- 44
- i’m a thousand years old
- we could make it if we really tried
- can we play some drake? i’m going to play some drake
- i killed my parents and they deserved it
- enough to break the ice in tennessee
- i want to die
- blue crab larvae are incredibly vulnerable to jellyfish
- i think about you more than i’d ever admit
- i threw up on the way here
Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!
Me: Hell yeah, fanart
daverosed 