jay n i in the shower talking about dave and rose’s sex life because, of course:
jay: god bdsm would be so bad for dave like he’s traumatized don’t reinforce the idea that violence means love
me: ok but…. sometimes a girl just wants to get spanked
jay: ok but it wouldn’t work anyway like dave would do it and then be like “*texan accent* and that was for stealing grandmammy’s pie from the windowsill you know that was for your little sister’s wedding slash eleventh birthday party”
the best thing about regulating your sleep schedule to wake up at fuck that o`clock in the morning is that i can draw terribadly and no one will see it
daverosed 