my boyfriend talks in his sleep and I wish it was just cute gibberish but instead it’s TERRIFYING. so far, he has:
– grabbed me by the shoulder and put his hand over my mouth at 3am and pointed to the wall, whispering “do you see it? the barbed wire.”
– woken me up and muttered “he’s here” while staring at my bedroom door
– rolled over last night and said “you don’t know what’s out there. You don’t know what’s in the swamp.”
he’s taken like 20 years off my life.
on a less terrifying note, he once kissed me really gently and then said “have a great day at work baby” and pushed me onto the floor at 2am and immediately wrapped himself in all the covers
daverosed 