some aus

bethsjohanssens:

• ‘you’re a celebrity incognito trying to hide from paparazzi and you’re sitting right next to me and i’m the only one that recognizes you’ au
• ‘someone starts a rumor that we’re dating so let’s turn the tables’ au
• ‘you made an obscure literary reference and i’m the only on that got it’ au
• ‘we were both late to class and walked into each other in the hall and oh god do you have a concussion? i’m so sorry’ au
• ‘oh my god you’re my ex’s other ex’ au
• ‘we’re both actors and keep showing up for the same auditions’ au
• ‘i keep overhearing you make fun of me so i finally try to stand up for myself and it actually had nothing to do with me at all i’m sorry i never meant for this to happen’ au
• we’re both teachers and all our students ship us’ au
• ‘i kissed the wrong person on news years’ au
• ‘i’m yelling to my friend about how attractive this celebrity is and then plot twist you’re the celebrity and in front of me wtf’ au
• ‘the only two people in the movie theater’ au
• ‘we showed up at a party wearing the same exact outfit. this is awkward.’ au