i love dave and rose so much not like as a shipping thing just. theyre both so good and all of their conversations are constantly 100% perfect and theyre SO RELATED!!!!
like they havent even known each other for that long but dave is already like permanently attached to her being like “hey rose look at this dumb thing hahaha rose hey. hi rose. rose. lalonde. hey” every five seconds
like I LOVE BOTH OF YOU LITTLE FUCKERS ALSO DIRK AND ROXY I LOVE. EVERYONe.
i want dave to fall asleep on her shoulder watching a movie and drool a little bit so she draws a moustache on his face.
i want rose to write a twenty-chapter sweet bro and hella jeff fanfic with grand sweeping prose and an examination of the human condition through the metaphor of jpeg compression and dave says he’ll never read something that long that’s not for school but he does and chapter 13 makes him cry a little.
i want them to convince the trolls that a polite human greeting requires a chest-bump and finger-waggle and dave has to go lock himself in a bathroom to laugh because even though it was his idea rose beats him at straight faces every time.
i want rose to try and teach him basketball and end up playing some sort of bastard child of H-O-R-S-E and croquet.
i want dave to bring her hot chocolate when she stays up late reading and trying to keep her company until she kicks him out for being unable to shut up for five minutes at a time i want them to hug a lot i want them to share hilarious stories about their upbringing because they each know exactly what the other one is feeling
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